Blog Using Two Cows to Explain the Theory of Government Share This Post Commentaries / Misc Using Two Cows to Explain the Theory of Government By redkudzu_admin on May 14th 2016 No Comments / 291 views Cows and Government Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and give one to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them both and promises you milk but you starve. Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk. Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain. Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Bain Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows and then act surprised when it drops dead. Redistributionism: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to support someone else who already got a free cow from the government. A CHRISTIAN: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what? (My note: This is by someone who does not know what a Republican really is. A Republican would teach them how to do something so they could buy their own cow!) A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage. A CAPITALIST: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment. Login with: Continue with Facebook Continue with Google Continue with Twitter Commentary Share This Post redkudzu_admin The goal of this site is to give information. Whether from national sites or locally in Georgia. Related Articles Lies in the Public Square – Click Title to Read May 17th 2016 The Raping of America: Mile Markers on the Road to Fascism May 30th 2016 The Bible Does Tell Us Who to Vote for May 29th 2016